Trump Piñata Says: Take Your Best Shot, America. It’s GOP Debate Time!
The second GOP debate is about to begin, and it seems that the bashing will not be confined to the stage. There are currently more than 100 protesters outside of the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA, where the proceedings will take place. They're yelling at the candidates as hey arrive, and there are at least two Donald Trump piñatas in the crowd. TownHall.com:
During the protest, illegal aliens hung Donald Trump pinatas from a post and a tree. They also held signs marking out his face. Other signs being held stated, "Nothing Less Than Citizenship" and "No to GOP Hate."
I don't know what's inside those piñatas, but I have a guess as to what's inside the actual Donald Trump: sadness, cruelty disguised as bravado, and several of these:
Ick. Halloween canceled.
It really is an NFL playoff game atmosphere around the nation right now, as we wait to see if Carly Fiorina will fumble the opening kickoff, or Jeb Bush will get called for taunting.
Consider this your running blog for debate updates. Because we care.
So I guess the only thing left to do is have those Patriots equipment assistants deflate Chris Christie, and we are READY TO GO.
Protesters and Trump piñata on way to Debate. pic.twitter.com/j7c0XOCJHe
— Jessica Hopper (@jesshop23) September 16, 2015
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 16, 2015
-- Lindsay Graham's face is visible watching the debate through one of the plane windows.
-- Bush, sensing disaster, flip flops. Makes no sense. Backs into hedge like Homer Simpson.
— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) September 17, 2015
-- Ben Carson's suit: Nathan Detroit?
-- They're piling on Trump and he's throwing them off like Andre the Giant.
-- Kasich: I deserve to be President because I once flew on a plane with Ronald Reagan.
-- Huckabee just compared Donald Trump to Mr. T. Does he know he mangled the quote?
-- Here they are! Fifteen candidates take the stage for the team photo. But Bobby Jindal isn't there. Our first debate mystery.
-- New format announced. After each answer, Chris Hardwick will yell "points!".
-- Our CNN "sideline reporter" is Wolf Blitzer. Important note:
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) September 16, 2015
-- Heyy, look! Ann Coulter, ladies and gentlemen!
And on that note, good night everybody!!! pic.twitter.com/cDxr7oTV9W
— Elon Green (@elongreen) September 17, 2015
-- Faces...gettttt yer faces, people. Weird ones, normal ones, other weird ones. Faces! We got faces!
Holy Christ, this Trump gif is magnificent. pic.twitter.com/EIZuQnkK2H
— J.Camm (@JCamm_) September 17, 2015
Gabagool, GabaGod, Gabaguns, Gabagrits and a Nice Gabagraby pic.twitter.com/KvCmHcVgws
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) September 17, 2015
— Adrian (@isaiasreyna) September 17, 2015
-- Jeb Bush looking like he was actively trying to hurt Donald Trump with this angry dork low-five...
-- Picking Secret Service codename > talking about boring stuff BOOO!! BORING STUFF SUCKS!!
-- In case you missed the actual debate, the Associated Press posted some cliffnotes for you (so you don't have to be "that guy" today at work).
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