Which NFL Players Would Survive In The Walking Dead?
WARNING: THE WALKING DEAD SPOILERS INCLUDED HEREAfter watching the devastating death of Shiva this week on The Walking Dead, we were reminded that for every potential victory, there is a lot of heartbreak. That’s sort of like life in the NFL. So if there were indeed a real zombie outbreak, who would last among our favorite pro footballers? If you have any witty ideas of your own here as to who would survive, please them with me on Twitter @scotteRotoEx, using hashtag #walkingdeadnfl and I’ll share them here soon in another piece. Walking Dead themed wedding. So he is untouchable. Ryan Fitzpatrick would make bullets with Eugene. Heck, he went to Harvard. Alex Smith would be like Father Gabriel. Eventually, you would learn to trust him.
Negan and Father Gabriel should really make a podcast. Watch them interact in this sneak peek from this Sunday's #WalkingDead: https://t.co/ioGxYm8M8d pic.twitter.com/lzMg36xdbC — The Walking Dead (@TheWalkingDead) November 13, 2017DESTINED TO DIE Eli Manning would be overcome by zombies pretty quickly, as he’s not mobile enough to get away from any size herd. Cam Newton wouldn’t work too well with others. Couldn’t you see him ticking off Rick and getting left behind like Merle Dixon? If Cam lost any sort of battle, and Rick asked him what happened to get needed info, he’d just say “next question.” Then he’d sulk with a towel over his head and wouldn’t see any zombies coming for him. Ray Lewis would quickly be overwhelmed by zombies while doing his silly old pregame dance. Blake Bortles would try to toss some ammo to his partner, and he’d be intercepted. Vontaze Burflict wouldn’t be able to follow the rules about killing the zombies and would be a quick casualty. You have to shoot or stab them in the head to kill them, he wouldn’t seem to get that and there’s no time to correct him about it. Besides, as we saw this week, a Bengal tiger, no matter how seemingly fierce, is no match for a pack of hungry zombies.
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