Dear Ronda Rousey, Please Accept This Man’s Offer To Be Your Trainer
Dear Ronda Rousey,
Based on the results of your most recent MMA fights -- nay, based on the results of ALL your MMA fights -- you're doing a pretty good job preparing yourself for battle. As you once put it, your body is made for something "other than fucking millionaires," and it shows, because you're knocking people out left and right. Bethe Correia lasted 34 seconds. That's not a lot of time.
But see, there's a man out there on the internet (and ostensibly in real life) named Donnie Baker, who thinks you could do better. His name is Donnie Baker. Donnie makes videos that can best be described as insane person ranting into the forward-facing camera on his cell phone. I think we all know guys like Donnie -- or we all know OF guys like Donnie. And yet, you've never met anybody like Donnie. Make sense?
Anyway, he's trying to be your trainer, and perhaps your lover. I would recommend watching his pitch below and giving it honest consideration. It would be, at the very least, hilarious.
He sees some weaknesses in your technique.
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