Angry Bull Shreds Idiot’s Pants, Leaves Him Humiliated, Naked And Confused
And so here we are once again in the culturally backwards nation of Spain, where morons still taunt cattle for pleasure and the national sport is being gored in the sphincter (which the Spanish seem to enjoy).
This man avoided being reamed, but the shame he faced may have been even worse. It's an event in Zaragoza, in which so-called men taunt bulls and then run away. But it's all fun and games until one of the animals gets a horn into your pants, and rips them off.
So stupid here is pantsless and running for his life in the middle of a stadium of people laughing at him. And to make te humiliation complete, it's been posted to YouTube.
Of course I shouldn't be so hard on the Spanish ... it's tourist dollars that really keep bullfighting alive. Many are from the U.S.
So for those who think that events like the annual Running of the Bulls is cool (were looking at you Rick Reilly, you tone-deaf hack) or think that bullfighting is no big deal, then we dedicate the travails of this pantsless buffoon to you. May you catch your genitals on a nail in your panicky flip over a bullfighting arena fence.
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