Black Friday Shopping So Far: Two Dead, Several Injured
In a tradition handed down by the Pilgrims, people waited in line outside of our largest retail stores -- some for as long as two weeks -- to grab the biggest bargains at Black Friday sales this morning. Unfortunately there was more violence than in any early skirmish with the native Americans.
Already there are reports of two shooting deaths -- in New Jersey and Nevada -- and further violence in Tennessee. And Friday's just getting started.
Bill Burr, on Black Friday shopping strategy:
"You don't want to be first in line. You want to be about 40 deep, and let the first wave pass you by as all the people trample each other. Then you dive over the pile like Walter Payton and go get what you want."
— Team Coco (@TeamCoco) November 25, 2016
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