BREAKING NEWS: The Pizza Rat Has Returned, People!
If you sit in a quiet space, calm your mind and think really hard, you just might be able to take yourself back to a moment in the latter part of 2015 that brought us all together.
It was a moment of joy and bonding on the internet, before such things were rendered extinct by a horrendous and divisive 2016.
Yes friends, I'm talking about the pizza rat.
WELL HE'S FREAKING BACK AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S NOT THE SAME RAT.
Oh pizza rat, I never thought I'd be so happy to see a half eaten piece of pie being dragged down the tracks of the L. But that's where we're at as a country right now, and it's time we embrace it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, PIZZA RAT! Please come back around in 2017.
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