Bull Responds To Beer Throwing By Leaping Into Stands And Goring Several Idiots
It's unclear whether this festival in Peru includes actual bullfighting, but it appears to be a bullfighting ring, so yeah, probably. A crowd of excitement-starved morons in Peru got more than they bargained for when a bull leaped into the stands for a little trampling and goring recreation of his own. According to The Telegraph, at least 20 people were injured.
So there is a God. And He's rooting for the bull.
It all started when someone threw a beer at the animal -- the human race has evolved so majestically, hasn't it? -- during the event in Taraco, Puno Province. The bull then decided to enact some bovine justice and went looking for the asshole in the seats.
Notice the very brave spectators scattering, leaping into the bullring and even climbing poles to get away from the bull.
So you say this is tradition? Well so was feeding Christians to lions, and that lasted way longer than bullfighting has been around. So you say that this is a celebration of bravery and skill? What's brave about taunting a frightened animal from the safety of the stands, and throwing your cheap Pilsen Callao at it?
Those 20 people injured got exactly what they deserved, and my only regret is that the bull didn't go triple figures.
And now, something else that made me smile:
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