DAD FIGHTS VOL. I: Cheerleader Dads Go At It
Projecting your own insecurities onto your children is as ridiculous as it is inevitable. We all hate ourselves and desperately wish for our beta versions to prove that our own miserable shortcomings were the product of bad luck and circumstance, not stupid genetics that yielded an inadequate human being. (SPOILER ALERT: It's usually the latter.)
It all starts off innocently enough. Just two loving parents supporting their daughters' shared hobby, which apparently is the noble pursuit of cheerleading. Then things start getting tense when one father tells the other "your kid's a dick," which elicits the compulsory "your daughter's off the team because of you." Believe it or not, the intel gathering on a story like leaves a lot of holes in whatever backstory you were expecting, but from what we can tell, one dad (the one who calls the other dad "an asshole" at the start of the video) traveled to a competition that his daughter wasn't even competition at to confront his arch nemesis. The accents sound very south Jersey/eastern Pennsylvania. That's all we've got.
That and video of them beating the shit out of each other, ironically without anyone cheering them on. Here ya go...
- Deadspin is claiming this was at a softball game. We're sticking with "cheerleading competition" simply because they reference "going in there" and softball games aren't played indoors, and the fact that it's way funnier if it is, in fact, about cheerleading.
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