FAILS: Here’s How NOT To Dance At A Wedding
We are gathered here today to celebrate the loving bond between two people who just want to cash your checks and leave for a weeklong trip to the Bahamas. Please do not go out of your way to make this day any more special than it already is.
- No lighting alcohol on fire
- No fighting with obscure relatives
- No speeches over three minutes
- And absolutely no 200-pound guests attempting back-handsprings across the dance floor
Whoever this groomsman is, he clearly has no business dancing with another human being -- let alone a much smaller human being -- nor should he be allowed to attend any public gatherings for the indefinite future. You're cut off, dude. Socializing privileges revoked. Leave whatever weird present you brought at table in the foyer and go practice your gymnastics routine at someone else's solemn occasion.
P.S. ~ Nice save trying to dance with the woman you just knocked out with a Mortal Kombat move two seconds prior. How many times does someone have to hit the ground before you call off the charm offensive?
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