FYI: Fish Never Die
A chicken once lived for two years without a head. That is a fact. It's also totally unimpressive now that we know of this fish (a bowfin), who was still moving despite not having a head or a front half or scales or guts -- whilst in a fully filleted state. We're calling him "Rajon Rondo Trade Rumors" (cause he never dies). Get it? No? We'll let ourselves out...
Apparently this thing lasted over an hour sans body parts, which begs two very important questions:
1. What does it mean to be alive?
2. Will I ever eat sushi again?
Considering that eating sushi is the primary focus of my waking hours, I'm going to need to sit on this one for a while. (The video, not the fish -- that'd be the worst.)
Watch what might as well be a screentest for the SyFy channel's upcoming "Zombie Fish of the Heartland," below...
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