Grown Man Rodeo Flips Onto Opponent’s Penis
One of the few benefits of blindly spinning in mid-air is that you cannot be accused of intentionally blasting someone's balls with your heel if, in fact, you wind up landing squarely on a set of male genitalia. Er, something like that. By the letter of the law this side-front-inverted-stomp-kick to the dingus isn't a "legal" blow, per se, but it is a fantastic example of what the human body is and is not capable of. The latter, of course, being "safely receiving a foot to your crotch without wincing in pain for the rest of the evening."
Wu Ze (the stomper) would not surprisingly go on to beat Wu Hui Qiang (the stompee) during ONE Championship 28 -- a Singapore-based MMA fighting league which now features two fewer testicles than it did prior to this match. Your daily dose of schadenfreude, below.
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