Here’s What You Get When You Call Roadside Assistance In Spain
Apparently there' a Guadalajara in Spain -- a fact I didn't know. It's right in the middle of the country, and yes, like the rest of this backwards nation they allow livestock to run in the streets. As you know, taunting cattle is Spain's main spectator sport. These days it's done primarily for tourist dollars and cheap thrills, because Spanish males are effeminate animal abusers.
And once and awhile their insurance rates go up due to bulls destroying their SUVs. This happened at a bull running festival, and my only regret is that Flo the Progressive Insurance spokeswoman was not collateral damage.
I sincerely regret the festive musical soundtrack on this video and the fact that no one seemed to get horribly gored.
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