Hey, This Is More Important Than Sports: The ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Trailer Is Here
Eric Goldschein 10:27 am, November 28th, 2014
It's Black Friday, guys, which means you're probably still in a food coma and/or battling a hangover while you attempt to "do work" at your "office" because your stupid boss made you come today for some reason. You're probably not even in the mood for sports, considering yesterday's three NFL blowouts. So why not watch the new "Star Wars" trailer, which just dropped? Your boss is doing the same thing, we promise.
We know what you're thinking: "Please don't suck." This is only a teaser, but it already has 100 percent less Jar-Jar Binks, so we're pleased. Watch:
Yes. Fuck yes.
Some quick takeaways:
-A storm trooper with his helmet off? Who is that guy?
-Cute girl on Tatooine? Is she a descendant of the Skywalkers?
-The Rebel alliance is back in some capacity, and so is the Millennium Falcon, and they're fighting TIE fighters! The ships look awesome.
-You could be cleaning your kitchen or walking the dog -- when that John Williams' score comes on, you feel epic.
Okay, we're ready for more, J.J. Abrams. DECEMBER 2015?! Aw man. That's like, 13 months from now. What are we supposed to do with ourselves until then? I guess it's back to sports in the meantime, folks. How 'bout those Cowboys?
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