Louis CK Goes Off On Liberals Who Won’t Vote In Epic Conan Interview
Louis C.K. hasn't been shy about opining on the state of the 2016 Presidential Election, namely, the particular candidate who applies orange racoon makeup before setting foot in public. And while Louis literally called Donald Trump "Hitler" in an email to fans a few months ago, it has been another email -- er, 600,000 of them -- that have had the biggest impact on the race down the homestretch. Some disenfranchised Democrats even plan to stay home on November 8 because they don't like the alternative.
Tuesday night, Louis spoke directly to those people.
“If you vote for Hillary, you’re a grown-up. If you vote for Trump, you’re a sucker. If you don’t vote for anybody, you’re an a**hole,” he said.
“If you’re a liberal who’s not gonna vote, you’re a piece of shit."
“It’s not about the first woman, it’s about the first mom," he added. “A mother, she’s got it. A mother just does it. She feeds you and teaches you, she protects you. She takes care of shit. We've had 240 years of fathers. Father after father. Bald father, fat father, every kind of father...fathers are ok. I'm a father. you're a dad, you're a dad. A great father can give a kid 40% of his needs, tops. 40%. Tops out at 40%. Any mother. not just a fucking mother, not even trying mother, 200%. Mothers do -- like what's the last conversation you had with your mom was probably, 'Mom, all right, it's enough!'"
Louis then turned to her opponent and laid out what might actually be the most well-reasoned, measured explanation as to why someone should cast a vote for Hillary over Donald Trump.
"I don't know if we can do four more years of a guy that can't be criticized. What's more important about a President than that you can shit all over them. That's what Presidents are for. Fucking guy sucks! The point of the President is for us to get drunk and blame them for everything. This time, every time [Trump is] criticized, everything stops and he makes everybody pay. That's how it works. We need somebody to can take abuse. Hillary Clinton can take abuse. She's taken it and taken it. This is what's been going on. We have been hazing her, we have been holding her down and spitting in her mouth and yelling at her and she just gets up and goes, 'Well, I just think that if children have proper health care.' She keeps working, so I'm totally for her."
A four-minute chunk of the interview, below...
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