PETA Delivers Vegan Snacks To Armed Oregon Ranchers
Sometimes I thank Jesus for bringing us the armed Oregon fake militia, because how often do we get comic relief so far out in the wilderness? They wandered into a federal wildlife reserve in search of their constitutional rights, but forgot to bring snacks, or extra socks. They were made the subjects of mockery on the internet, as memes sprouted like spring prairie flowers.
But they have seen none of this, we assume, due to the feds cutting off their electricity on Wednesday.
But one organization that has taken pity on the rouge ranchers is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. As seen above, PETA has responded to the ranchers' plea for snacks in the only way it knows how.
— AJ+ (@ajplus) January 6, 2016
Brilliant move to end Oregon takeover: give them vegan snacks. https://t.co/tNCTx9dUXF
— Tom Kenworthy (@SawmillCreekCO) January 6, 2016
People who are criticizing PETA for this are missing the point. To a Bundy rancher, vegan jerky is a slap in the face -- an insult to their lifestyle beliefs. PETA gets publicity, ranchers are forced to eat metrosexual foodstuffs. It's a win-win for animals.
So stay tuned for the next Oregon militia indignity.
Oh wait, it's already here:
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