Reporter Asks New Bills Coach Rex Ryan Reasonable Question That We Find Hilarious Because We Are 12 Years Old
Eric Goldschein 05:10 pm, January 14th, 2015
Rex Ryan had his introductory press conference as the new head coach of the Buffalo Bills today. As is customary, reporters asked him questions. One reporter wanted to know how excited Ryan was to work with Buffalo's elite defense (or, at least, the defense that was elite with now-departed coordinator Jim Schwartz). Here's how he went about that:
"How much are you salivating to get your hands on that D?" Kudos to Rex for not breaking composure, because we all know that he knows how funny that is.
"And what is it going to look like next year?" Good question. Probably... bigger? Ryan runs a modified 3-4 (unlike Schwartz's 4-3), so maybe a little thinner at the base. It's gonna be all over the place, what with Ryan's love of overload blitzes. Alright, that's all I've got.
Just say defense, guys. You might think calling it "D" is sufficient, but the world has changed. Everyone is 12 years old now and we just discovered double entendres.