Now Motorcycles Are Crashing At The Tour de France
Stage 5 hasn't been kind to our two-wheeled brethren, who forgo a stable base in order to impress girls. WELL LOOK WHO'S THE DING-DONG NOW, MR. FALLY MCCRASHERSON? YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY PHONE NUMBERS LAYING IN THE MUD, ARE YOU?
Two crashes today highlight a wet one out there in the hills of France. One involving what appears to be several million cyclists...
The other limited to just one person riding a motorcycle alongside Britain's Team Sky. In an effort to pass the group without, ya know, killing them all, the driver took his crotch rocket off road and, ultimately, into the dirt.
Glad to see everyone was wearing their helmets. Always think "safety" before "looking cool," ok guys?
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