Spaniard Gets Flaming Horn Up The Anus At Bullfight — How Was Your Night?
Anyone who knows me well knows my personal motto: never challenge a bull with flaming horns.
It was Day Three of the San Fermin Festival -- commonly called the Running of the Bulls -- in Pamplona, Spain, on Thursday, and five people were injured by the bulls, but none gored.
But Pamplona isn't the only place in the country where bullfighting occurs. Although it's a dying tradition, they do have a rival festival in Mislata, which is in the Valencia area of Spain. While Pamplona uses fake bulls for its nightly fire light display, in Mislata they use the real thing.
And this Spaniard thought it would be fun to challenge a bull with flaming horns. Results were predictable.
No word yet on the ultimate fate of this guy, but if he's dead, that's one obituary that will be framed and placed above my fireplace. Hardly anyone thinks that they'll meet their end due to a flaming bull horn up their ass, but as you can see, it happens.
Of course there's a special area in hell where all bullfighting supporters are lined up daily to be gored up the pooper with flaming bull horns. If the Bible is clear on anything, it's that.
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