The 11 Best Videos Of Kids Hitting Their Dads In The Balls With Sports Equipment
Children are the future -- and this a fact they become aware very early. So, like a time-travelling Terminator attempting to close the wormhole that more Terminators are eventually going to crawl out of, children are naturally compelled to destroy their father's reproductive glands, ensuring their rank in the pecking order stays unchanged. Using their little fists and feet and toys to end their competition before it even can be conceived...brilliant.
Coincidentally, the internet is filled with videos showing exactly that: kids literally breaking their dads' balls. A common theme among these painful home movies, however, is that they often feature doting parents, lovingly committing their precious time to teach the little bastards how to not play sports like an idiot. For some reason, these ungrateful turds think that's an invite to launch a wiffleball bat into dad's nads. This is not a piñata. Watch where you're swinging that thing.
The 11 absolute worst videos of kids drilling their dads in the balls (sometimes with other balls), below...
10) "Be Careful."
9) "The Sequel."
8) "The Tapout."
7) "Some Karate."
5) "Kyle, Owie."
4) "The Soft Toss."
3) "Tee'd Up."
2) "The Impossible."
1) "The End of days."
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