The 5-Hour, Darth Vader’s Burning Corpse Yule Log Will Make This The Coziest Christmas Ever
It goes without saying that you'd rather this was Jar Jar Binks burning. But I suspect that Jar Jar would turn to cinders in a matter of minutes -- he's 90 percent water and slapstick -- and that's no kind of fuel for a yule log.
The Darth Vader burning corpse yule log is in keeping with the plot of Return of the Jedi -- or should that be Reburn of the Jedi? -- and will keep you and your loved ones warm and cozy all night long. In an internet sense.
Just throw another Sith on the fire and Friday's premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be here before you know it.