The New Old Spice Commercial Is 100 Percent Pure Concentrated Nightmare Fuel
It used to be that Old Spice was content with talking horses and Terry Crews playing his own wife. But now they've gone from delightfully bizarre to the stuff of Renfield's nightmares -- this one makes no sense at all, and is the most bizarre thing I've seen this week. And remember that a couple of hours ago I wrote a post on witches.
Old Spice commercial ... take one. Action.
Make no mistake, this is real -- from the official Old Spice YouTube channel. Apparently it's created to generate buzz and will then be taken down, soon. But, WTF, Old Spice? The YouTube synopsis sheds no light on anything.
Sometimes when two commercials love each other very much, they get together and spawn a radioactive garbage fire that spews flaming jellied gasoline everywhere and kills all the grass in your yard. Long story short, you have about 30 minutes to watch this video before we have to bury it deep in the Earth's core for humanity's well-being.
To bury it, you're going to have touch this toxic mess. I wouldn't, even with rubber gloves.
The whale, it seems, is from a previous commercial:
OK, I'll take a stab at it. Nature is beautiful, but smelly. That includes belching bears, fish smells, and of course models squirted with ketchup. So if you go out in nature you need Old Spice.
No? Didn't think so. Sorry then, I'll rethink this.
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