The Selfie Spoon Is A Thing That Exists (When Is The Nearest Possible Time I Can Kill Myself?)
Rick Chandler 03:41 pm, September 24th, 2015
So we're about done here, right? I've been waiting for the moment when life becomes totally superfluous and we can feel confident that we can go no further as a species. And this is it. The Selfie Spoon.
No longer will you have to face the dilemma: take a selfie, or eat my breakfast? And your friends will no longer have to see out-of-context Facebook posts of your meals. I mean, that food could be prepared for anyone! The Selfie Spoon was produced for lovers of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I'll bet you can also use it for cornflakes, bacon, or the wrapping and disposing of bodies.
To use the selfie spoon, narcissists just have to turn on the Bluetooth feature on their smartphones so the white remote will be recognized — there is one gray button that takes photos on Android phones, and one that takes photos on iOS devices.
The first question is, why are you eating breakfast alone? And, will the image of my breakfast travel through space?