Gyms are the modern day human-equivalent of the Galapagos Islands. You can either spend your time there becoming more fit for survival or you can fall victim to your unfathomable stupidity and somehow get sucked into the innards of a cable press, extinguishing your idiot genetics from the gene pool for the better of the species.
There is no way this man is still alive. Zero percent chance.
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