So we normally wouldn't give a candidate who wears a boot on his head any publicity at all. But when you compare, are his ideas really any crazier than Trump's or Carson's?
TRUMP: We'll deport all 10 million undocumented aliens.
CARSON: The Great Pyramids of Giza were built by Joseph to store grain.
VERMIN SUPREME: One of government's top priorities should be zombie apocalypse awareness.
Can you really blame Mr. Supreme for recognizing that U.S. politics has become performance theater? He at once amuses us, and explains the existence of Trump, Carson and Sarah Palin, who are/were closer to the Oval Office than any rational person is comfortable thinking about. Heck, they elected Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor of California in a 2003 recall election where among the other candidates were Gary Coleman and Larry Flynt.
So rev up that zombie awareness platform, Mr. Supreme. You've got a winning strategy in this fear-mongering political climate.
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