Vicious Gangs Of Runaway Public Toilets Are Terrorizing Moscow Right Now
It's hard to believe that a people who hacked the U.S. Presidential election are fleeing their own toilets, but there you have it. That's what happens when your allocation of resources ignores the local sector.
Terrorism can strike anywhere, folks. It's probably Al-Qaida.
In central Moscow right now people are fleeing from marauding portable toilets. This is not a joke. pic.twitter.com/MBmI3PJ6db
— Bryan MacDonald (@27khv) June 30, 2017
Bryan MacDonald is an Irish journalist based in Russia, and as I've never heard of him, this may be his first big scoop. It was well worth the wait.
Also, Trump will be happy to hear this big pee-related news coming from Moscow.
Not the first time something like this has happened in Europe, however:
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