Why ‘Squirmishes’ Is Trending: Sarah Palin Fights English Language Once Again, Loses
January 19 / Rick Chandler / SportsGrid
If you're familiar with the plot to The Producers, here it is in a nutshell: Two guys purposely produce the worst Broadway show in history, designed to open and close in one night, so they can make off with the money that the backers put up and get rich.
That had to be more or less Trump's plan when he got into the presidential race: he just didn't count on idiots who would actually vote for him. So in a last-ditch effort to end this farce, he accepted Sarah Palin's endorsement today (that always results in defeat). He even allowed her to make a speech on his behalf, just to make sure.
And Palin delivered big-time. She even invented a new word, at least in the context in which she meant it.
Now, it's important to watch this video clip twice (scroll to 14:58). Watch and listen as Palin says "Quit footin' the bill for these other [pauses, searches for word] nations, who are oil rich that we're paying for some of their [makes air quotes gesture] 'squirmishes' that have been goin' on for centuries." And then go back and watch Trump's reaction when she uses that word.
Scroll to 14:58.
Even Trump is fabbergasted at the amount of stupid being released into the atmosphere.
It may not help him in the long run, but Trump has -- as pointed out by Andy Borowitz -- now locked up the idiot vote. Idiots go to the polls in March to choose their candidate, while buffoons and nitwits vote on April 2.
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