Wrestlers Pull Off The Impossible Quintuple Penis Flip
Joey Ryan's penis has done it again, this time flipping a cumulative total of five other wrestlers with nothing but pure, brute penis strength. "Once again Joey ryan's penis shows immense strength when flipping Rockstar Spud , Chris Tyler , Marshall X , Alex Gracie and Martin Kirby all at once," Southside Wrestling's YouTube page described the video of five adult men tethered to each other by their dongs.
Curious why this is a thing? (We promise we won't tell anybody.) Ryan described the genesis of said penis flip to Vice earlier this month.
[Vice] I have to give credit where credit is due—Danshoku Dino, who I was wrestling in the match, he plays a very unorthodox character, very homoerotic to say the least. Part of his offense is to inappropriately touch and grab opponents for the thrill of it, or maybe to throw them off their game a bit. He speaks very little English, but wrestlers can usually speak wrestling, so we understand something. So we're going over the match and he says 'Maybe I grab, maybe you no sell, because American cock so big and so strong.' So it was kind of his idea. We both play sexual characters so it fit with us.
You hear that guys? American cock so big and so strong. Yet another feather in Donald Trump's cap.
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