Yogurt Company Makes Milk From German Soccer Legends Gert And Thomas Müller

  • Jake O'Donnell

At some point during today’s Germany-Brazil World Cup semi-final, you may find yourself in the unique predicament of being both thirsty AND hungry. Problem solved: Müllermilch.

That’s right, it’s “Milch” made from real “Müllers”!

Not sure if that concept is as gross in German as it is in English (it might not be), but the American-corollary — Miller Milk — is hilariously barf-inducing. Either the Mike or Reggie or Dennis kind makes us want to never eat dairy again.