Dance Routine Radio Description Makes Life Worth Living
David Young 12:04 am, January 29th, 2016
So the Pistol Shrimps played the Alley Oopses the other night. Yeah, me neither. But you can tell the sport from the names, right? So at halftime, the LA City Municipal Dance Squad performed and Pistol Shrimp Radio was there for the blow by blow:
The loin thrust. The squeegee. These guys were all over it. I actually found just watching with my eyes closed was just as entertaining (well, you know what I mean).
Off to get Pistol Shrimp season tickets... and thrust!
David Young has been a columnist for ESPN and Sports Illustrated.
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