6 Things To Buy The Worst Team In Your Fantasy Football League
There are a few things worse than not making your Fantasy Football league’s playoffs, like death and getting rejected by a really ugly girl. But coming in last in your Fantasy league is the absolute worst.
If you were lucky enough to dodge last place in your league’s standings, then why not commemorate your buddy’s horrible season with a lovely parting gift as the long offseason begins for him.
Earlier this week, I wrote an article for FantasySports.About.com listing the 10 best Fantasy Football trophies that commissioners should buy their league’s champions.
The worst team in your league should also be rewarded for his efforts (or lack thereof), and he/she deserves special recognition.
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Many leagues actually have a Toilet Bowl playoffs, pitting the two worst teams against each other in Week 16, with the loser of that game being named the Toilet Bowl Champ. Other leagues just have a Toilet Bowl champ that has the worst record in the league.
Fantasy Football Toilet Bowl Trophy -- $19.95
Pictured above, this FFL Toilet Bowl Trophy is the absolute perfect prize for any last-place finisher!
This other trophy is good if you think you’re going to rotate the trophy around every season, but it costs considerably more ($58.00), even though it does look bigger and much more impressive.
Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug -- $12.98
Ideally, you could buy them this toilet bowl coffee mug, then just use a Sharpie to write their team name, team record and the year on it. Flushhhhhhhhh!
“Fantasy Football For Dummies” -- $13.83
Another option for the league chump is to buy them a book, so they can get better!
Jackass Trophy -- $14.95
This trophy can be personalized with the team’s name, the owner’s name and the year if you want, too.
“I Suck at Fantasy Football” T-shirt -- $11.49
You can get this printed on a variety of t-shirts, including V-necks, tanktops and long-sleeve.
Toilet Bowl Champion Beer Mug -- $12.00
Again, you can get this personalized with their team name, the year and even your Fantasy Football league’s name. But I’d replace the league’s name with “Toilet Bowl Champion” instead!
Hopefully, you found an item worth purchasing for the worst team in your Fantasy Football league because, really, they should be as celebrated as your league’s champion. Just because it’s much more fun that way!
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