Sometimes sports news is really interesting and cool and even relevant to the national discourse on identity politics and justice. But it's never genetically modified dinosaurs fighting a bigger, smarter genetically modified dinosaur alongside Chris Pratt on a motorcycle.
Actually, we've never watched a full test of cricket, so we can't say that definitively -- but we'll assume they don't feed a fucking Great White shark to a giant sea monster during play.
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