Inky, Blinky, Pinky And Luis: Play Bite-Man

  • David Young


You ever thought, “Gee, if people worked as hard at solving world hunger as they do on memes and internet games, we’d be better off?” Well, not tonight. This is awesome.


Some enterprising person has re-imagined Pac-Man with Luis Suarez as the eponymous hero, and the ghosts as red card toting refs. The goal is to gobble up all the Giorgio Chiellini’s before you’re ejected. However, if you eat a pair of sunglasses, the refs put on the glasses and can’t see you eat the Italian (or the other refs).


It’s the cure to free time. Go here and play. But if you get a red card:



David Young has been a columnist for ESPN and Sports Illustrated and is now a columnist for Follow him on Twitter: @turkeysflying