You Are Not Welcome Back To The Internet, Rick Reilly
Rick Reilly hadn't tweeted for about a month before today. He's in Italy, on life vacation, since he retired from his sportswriting gig at ESPN and left the world without a column that constantly recycled past garbage or misquoted his father-in-law. We are bereft of poetry about the Jets without him.
Reilly immediately made his presence felt upon his return by tweeting a lame joke, which is to say he tweeted:
Just back from 4 months in Italy. All I wanna do is watch some Letterman, read some Simmons + see how my boy Bruce Jenner is hanging in.
— Rick Reilly (@ReillyRick) June 3, 2015
Get it? Because Letterman is off the air now?
And Simmons no longer writes for ESPN, or anyone else at the moment?
And Bruce Jenner is no longer a boy?
Jokes. Rick's got 'em.
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