Annnnnd Then She Swallowed An Entire. Stick. Of. Butter.
If this video confuses you, I understand -- there's a lot going on here. Gross? Hot? Something in the middle? Is this some obscure porn genre previously unknown to mankind? How did it come out? How did it come out? HOW DID IT COME OUT WE NEED TO KNOW?!?!?
Ahem, asking for a friend.
An adult woman taking a stick of butter the distance for a really good reason, below. Let's hope this doesn't become the new ice bucket challenge. #ButterChugOff