According to someone named “Dan Gilbert,” LeBron will debut the Cavs’ newest uniforms on October 30 in their season opener against the Knicks at Quicken Loans Arena. This means two things:
Here’s my two cents on the Cavs new alternate: A+ for style (Chicago Bears blue is the best uniform color in sports and this getup has a brilliant simplicity to it), but an F- for recycling a cliché and throwing it on the front of the jersey (even if it’s the part that gets tucked in). That’s the only part of the jersey that touches your dong — you gotta give one of the greatest lines in literary history a bit more respect than just being a sponge for nut sweat.
— Dan Gilbert (@cavsdan) October 9, 2014
Oooooh NOW we get it. “All for one. One for all.” Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love and LeBron make up the Cavs “Three Musketeers.” Gotcha. Question: Does that motto extend to owners heading into a contentious new CBA negotiation?