Chicago Strip Club Offers Cubs Free Lap Dances For Life If They Win World Series
The Chicago Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908, but then they've never had this incentive. NESN:
V Live, a famous Chicago strip club, is prepared to spoil the Cubs players — for life. “If the Cubs win the World Series, they will have free lap dances forever,” V Live owner Damon Cobb told TMZ Sports.
“This is a very exciting time for Chi-Town.”
Although, someone apparently got a head start:
Blonde giving lap dance in 1st row. Only at Wrigley #Cubs
— D4A (@daddies4angels) May 27, 2016
Meanwhile, at the Bear Cave ...
One free lap dance, no cover at the BEAR CAVE for Steve Bartman (2 drink minimum). #cubs
— Eitan's Ghost (@AnotherEitan) October 23, 2016
So, what's more valuable: a lifetime pass to Westworld, or free lap dances for life at a strip club? Guess it depends on the hosts.
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