First Pro Wrestling In-Ring Bachelor Party Lap Dance Somehow Goes Awry
Joey Ryan is a pro wrestler on the independent circuit, performing in several leagues around the world -- among them NWA Championship Wrestling From Hollywood, where this occurred. He's basically known for two things -- wrestling against his own fiancee in intergender matches, and developing the "Penis Suplex", in which he flips opponents with his mighty, prehensile appendage -- which somehow latches onto his foe and sends him flying. Or so the story goes.
He developed the move in Japan, where he's become one of DDT Pro-Wrestling's biggest draws.
Yep, when you're working the junior circuits you have to try harder, and use every body part. So here Ryan has just lost a bout, but that didn't stop the league from throwing him a surprise bachelor party (he's engaged to fellow wrestler Laura James), right in the ring. Eight porn stars were then ushered in (the YouPorn All-Stars), and one of them proceeded to give him a lap dance.
But as you know, his penis has a mind of its own. Look out, porn stars!
One of the greatest wonders of the universe is that all of this is actually SFW. Not that you'd know it from this kid's reaction:
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