GOLF BABE ALERT: Elise Lobb Has A Beautiful, Um, Swing
Despite the fact that it's played by squatty men in their golden years, golf is pretty much like every other sport: dominated by the tall and fit. How else would you explain the recent influx of underwear models posting their objectively excellent swings on Instagram? Happenstance? You think there's something in the bottled water Leonardo DiCaprio serves on his yacht?
(Don't answer that last one.)
The truth is, many of the qualities that make these smoking hot women so smoking hot also make them scratch handicaps. It's science. Longer limbs equals more centrifugal force, which equals faster club speed, which means they don't have to swing so damn hard to hit a golf ball the requisite distance -- unlike you, who tries to take out all your sexual frustration every time you set foot on a tee box. Just ask Division I-golfer-turned-Victoria's-Secret-model Kelly Rohrbach, who has one of the most effortless follow-throughs you're ever going to see. Trust us, we've looked at it from all angles.
Enter Elise Lobb, a social media pioneer in being fun to look at, who excels at using metal sticks to move small objects hundreds of yards with staggering precision.
You think she has trouble finding a caddy?
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