What Do You Do When You Meet Your New Wife’s Infamous Sex Tape Partner?
Thankfully, this is not a situation that most of us will ever find ourselves in, but it's an interesting hypothetical. And by "interesting," we mean "the most uncomfortable ever."
You've just married a celebrity who is perhaps best known for making a sex tape with an R&B singer. Many millions of people have watched your new wife, the celebrity, have sex with this man six ways to Sunday. Soon after your wedding, you board a Delta flight alone, bound for New Orleans. You take your seat in first class, and look to your left. Sitting across the aisle is the R&B singer.
So let's go all "choose your own adventure" with this. Do you:
A) Move to another seat.
B) Pretend he's not there, and endure a 3+ hour flight while avoiding eye contact.
C) Engage him in conversation, politely.
D) Engage him in conversation, aggressively.
E) Make a joke about his penis.
F) Fight him.
Let's see what Nets forward Kris Humphries did when he found himself sitting across from Ray J, former boyfriend (and co-star) of his new wife, Kim Kardashian.
Kris Humphries was stone-faced seated next to Kim Kardashian’s ex, Ray J, on a Delta flight Sunday from LA to New Orleans. Humphries, who boarded in Minneapolis, was in an aisle seat across from the singer in first class. Humphries sat there for a few minutes before moving to a seat in front of Ray J.
Okay, so he started out by choosing "B," then thought better of it, and chose "A." He's in the clear! Unless, of course, the R&B singer comes up to you, and starts a conversation. Then, well, you're kind of screwed.
After minutes of “awkward silence,” Ray J walked up to Humphries’ seat to congratulate him, but Kris acted like he didn’t recognize him. According to a source, “Ray J said, ‘Come on, you know who I am. I just want to say congratulations.’ Then Kris, realizing he was cornered, said, ‘Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry I know who you are.’ ”
"Come on, you know who I am." Yeesh. Should've chose "F."
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