There are no NBA games on today, as is customary — probably because
the league really cares about the players spending time with their families, which is why they don’t play on Christmas Day either oh wait there are NFL games on all day that would dwarf any potential basketball ratings. That means LeBron James can spend Turkey Day in Ohio, with his family, without having to suit up. That’s something to be thankful for.
Another thing to be thankful for: This insane Miami mansion, which as far as we can tell is still on the market. It costs a mere $17 million dollars, which means when someone eventually bites the bullet and buys the King’s former palace, dude is going to even richer than he already is. And he’s rich, beyotch.
It comes with a microwave and freezer, so act now: