It's what they do! Playin' sports, bangin' people: such is the life of the average professional athlete (right?). And with a dedication to conquistador'ing so immense --and a swath to manhood cut over so many zip codes-- sometimes, the average professional athlete forgets just who the hell it is they've had sex with. When you're playin' sports and bangin' people all the time, numbers get lost. Faces are forgotten.