The Latest Embarrassing Email Released About Shaq Is A Doozy
After leaked emails yesterday showed that Diesel vastly overestimated his ability to score a pop starlet in 2007, the Miami New Times has released some new correspondences. In this batch, we learn that Shaq has the email flirtation skills of a seventh grader, but that this unique brand of electronic poetry somehow works wonders on 5'4 Swedish models.
The Swede in question is named Dominica Westling, a "model and actress" who Shaq has reportedly been carrying on with since last year. Let's ignore the fact that the petiteness of this woman once again presents some complex logistics for Shaq, and dive right into their correspondence from February 1, 2009.
Westling: I feel bad we lost contact. Hope you are well. I live in LA now so hit me up if you ever come out there
Shaq: O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me
Dominica: Yes I wanna see you, you know I can never forget about you. My number is [redacted by us]
[Twenty-three days later, Dominica sends Shaq an email with only the subject line "Muuaaahhh" and a photo that, judging by his reaction, didn't depict a tray of freshly baked cookies.]
Shaq: Where can I cum at when I c u
Dominica: All over me, where do you wanna cum?
Shaq: In u foreva
Dominica: I miss that
"In u foreva" defines "romantic." We need this on Hallmark cards and little Valentine's Day candies, pronto.
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