Our Deepest Condolences To The Man Who Died Of A Giant Erection
A 30-year-old man in the Delta State of Nigeria has died after taking the over-the-counter sex enhancing drug Manpower, according to several sources. The Daily Mail even reports that the man's body, yet to be claimed by relatives, was in a full state of erectness one full day following his death.
The man, Abalise Adimonye, is a married father of three. But during a romp in a hotel room with his "18-year-old girlfriend", he somehow expired. Police had this statement:
"After having intercourse for a long time, he must have died from the stress of the consistent hardness. He was overpowered by the drug and it was the first time he took such a drug."
As the story goes, the drug worked as he lasted too long in the sex romp and after a while, he suddenly became unconscious which prompted the girl to raise the alarm that attracted management of the hotel.
According to reports, the girlfriend was arrested.
And so we are left to wonder, if one's tombstone had the inscription "Died from the stress of the consistent hardness," would that be so terribly bad?
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