Deep inside some top secret sports blog laboratory within the internet’s most secluded mountain bunker, a frizzy-haired scientist stood silently, staring at his work.
“She’s perfect,” he remarked about the human woman who was floating inside a large glass cylinder.
“Perfect takeaway, powerful striking ability, effortless follow through,” he said to his assistant.
“But sir, why did you make her so hot?” the assistant asked.
“Clicks, Kevin,” the scientist said. “Mad clicks.”
This is how we imagine former San Diego State University golfer Paige Spiranac was created, because damn, wow, holy smokes — that is one lovely looking world-class athlete. (What’s even more crazy is how freaking awesome she was when we interviewed her.)
Get the hell out of here. Seriously.
Ok, fine. If you insist. Just don’t come crying to us when the internet explodes under the massive strain involved in accommodating the inevitable traffic surge once this girl makes the cut for an LPGA tournament.
Our obligatory scorching hot Instagram round-up slideshow, below.