Wayne Gretzky’s Hot Daughter Is Terrorizing Instagram With These Photos

  • Dan Fogarty

What is the over/under on when Paulina Gretzky gives her poor father a heart attack? I’m saying a year. Wayne Gretzky has about a year to live. Because with daily advances in social media, it’s now easier than ever for hot daughters across America to share scantily-clad, pre and post-party photos with thousands of their Twitter and Instagram followers. And Paulina Gretzky may in fact be the hottestĀ of them all.


And God said to Wayne: “I will make you the greatest hockey player of all time. But in exchange for this great gift, I will also give you the hottest daughter I can possibly come up with. Sorry, buddy. I just like messing with people like that.”