Serena Williams has been on a righteous quest to get your attention, America. Will you bite?
Ya know what, we’ll answer for you — YES. WE WILL BITE (figuratively speaking). YOU HAVE OUR ATTENTION.
After intermittently posting increasingly provacative selfies to Instagram over the last year, the 33-year-old Williams was photographed canoodling (never thought I’d type that word) with rapper Drake (never thought I’d type that sentence) at an Italian restaurant in Cincinnati (never thought they had those there) over the weekend. Conventional celeb dating wisdom leads us to believe that the two have probably been seeing each other since Drake very publically supported Serena at Wimbledon back in July, at which time most people thought Drake’s presence was merely another stop on his frontrunner tour of the world’s greatest athletic competitions.
Turns out, there was more too it.
Who knows, maybe Drake is just a really huge fan who makes out with all his favorite sports figures. Our money is on “Drake and Serena Williams are hooking up.” Well done, girl. Your social media campaign for male attention appears to have paid off.
This is what it looks like when she throws her game into overdrive. Play on, playa.
Here’s a look back at some of her other totally-not-thirst-trapping-that’s-on-you-get-your-mind-out-of-the-gutter-IG-posts from the last 365-ish days. We’re not doctors, but everything here seems to be in working order, Serena. Carry on.