Sex Shop Workers Fight Off Armed Robber With Dildos, Because Rebellions Are Built On Hope
It happened at a San Bernardino sex shop on Wednesday, as two female clerks were confronted by a man trying to rob the place. But what happens to your street cred when you go into a store called 'Lotions & Lace' and leave with absolutely no money?
A man walked in with his face covered pointing what appeared to be a gun.
Store employee "Amy" said she wasn't scared. She was convinced the gun was a fake and she was having none of it.
"With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she said. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."
The women pummeled the man with sex toys, including at least one dildo, until he fled.
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Once outside, the man removed his mask, failing to notice he was on surveillance camera. So it was an airtight caper all around.
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