Shout Out To The Freshman From Colorado School Of Mines Who Got His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle
Headline of the day so far, from Total Frat Move:
Word Around Colorado School Of Mines Is Some Freshman Got His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle
For details, let's go to Twitter, reporting from Colorado School of Mines.
A kid in my dorm got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle today and an ambulance came to assist him
— Ian Turner (@LingLingTurner) August 26, 2015
@LingLingTurner best tweet I've ever read in me entire life
— Mau5Invader (@teenyevans) August 26, 2015
Shout out to the freshmen who got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. Wish I could hear that talk with your parents.
— Jake 'n' Bake (@JayPNews) August 27, 2015
To the dude at Mines that got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle.. Good work
— Jacinda (@JacindaKrueger) August 26, 2015
Colorado School of Mines will never be known for its athletics -- the Orediggers compete in NCAA Div. II, and their most famous athlete so far is Tesho Akindele, who went on to play for FC Dallas and was Major League Soccer Rookie of the Year in 2014.
But that's OK, because now they'll be known for this. And this is enough. From Total Frat Move:
First day of school, 4 ambulances for a kid who got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. #freewilly — Erik Carpenter (@magiccarps) August 26, 2015.
Think on that. First day of school, freshman year. If that doesn't get you a nickname for life, nothing will.
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