Colorado School of Mines will never be known for its athletics -- the Orediggers compete in NCAA Div. II, and their most famous athlete so far is Tesho Akindele, who went on to play for FC Dallas and was Major League Soccer Rookie of the Year in 2014.
But that's OK, because now they'll be known for this. And this is enough. From Total Frat Move:
First day of school, 4 ambulances for a kid who got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. #freewilly — Erik Carpenter (@magiccarps) August 26, 2015.
Think on that. First day of school, freshman year. If that doesn't get you a nickname for life, nothing will.
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