Batman’s secret identity was easy to figure out — Joseph Gordon-Levitt did it in The Dark Knight Rises from just having seem him once as a child. And Superman? Please. He thinks so little of our intelligence that he doesn’t even wear a mask. Arrogant, really. But you’ll have a much tougher time determining who these girls are.
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition will be here in February, and I know you’re counting the days by scratching lines into one of the walls in your garage. But SI.com’s Swim Daily has had pity on you, and has released a teaser trailer. And we do mean tease. In it, they show much of the models … except their faces. We don’t know who they are.
It’s kind of sexist in my opinion — like we’re not supposed to care who they are — our only interest being their bodies. But I’ll learn to roll with those punches. Slideshow below.