This May Be The Only Scenario In Which I’d Vote For Trump
A pair of porn stars have decided to get some free publicity by offering a very pornstar-ish promotion -- they're promising free oral sex to anyone who votes against Donald Trump on Tuesday.
Angelina Castro and Maggie Green are calling themselves Team BJ, and promise to distribute Happy Lap Kisses if Trump is kept out of the Oval Office. Rules and conditions apply:
To qualify for a BJ fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter and vote against Trump. Details on how to collect the BJs if Trump loses the election will be posted on TeamBJ.com three days after the election day. The girls are tentatively planning Inauguration Day to deliver on their promise.
Believe it or not, there are many willing to take them up on this.
A photo posted by Angelina Castro (@laangelinacastro) on
Well they seem nice.
Fortunately for me, before being drafted into this grueling Presidential campaign, I took the basic orientation presented by the Army health care team. So no sex for votes schemes for me. I'd actually rather take my chances with a Trump Presidency than to risk getting some bodily fluid-borne strain of Zika from two of the largest land mammals in the sex industry.
Although don't get me wrong, I'm sure they're lovely ladies.
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